5 Feet of Fury

Weather + foreigners = boring

So as I said, no Japanese tsunami earthquake God is punishing you for being weirdo perverts posts from me.

OK, except for this:

 

Cracked has “The 6 Most Ridiculously Racist Old Timey Comics,” in which they mistake “deaf” for a “race,” but then, that’s what the whole “deaf culture” b.s. movement wanted anyhow. So anyway, apparently while they were still working on the Manhattan Project, America was trying to fight the Japanese using breakfast cereal.

Those were the days. Now witness this sign of the decline of American greatness

PS: I was THIS close to tweeting this myself.

We should all be very afraid right now. After we nuked them (twice), the Japanese went on to invent cool stuff like Godzilla movies and cheap radios. This latest conflagration will no doubt usher in the perfection of the sex robot.