5 Feet of Fury

What do you call it again, when you’re a fat, ugly failure of a man, and have to pay strangers to ‘be with you’ for a few minutes?

“Fake but…” Aw, skip it…

Ed Schultz admits he’s paid actors to call in to his low rated radio show.

As we reported earlier, the Democratic Party made no secret about their plan to recruit phony callers last year.

This latest “expose” implied that conservative talk radio hosts were employing fake callers.

Rush made it clear that he never has — partially because he doesn’t have to. None of them do.

But poor Ed: he may be a, er, husky dude too, but unlike Rush, he doesn’t have a hot wife private jet $50 million/year salary 20-million listeners — so he has to pay up.