5 Feet of Fury

Math is even harder than Barbie thought! (UPDATE)

Two girls try to combine geometry and women’s studies, and fail at both.

PS: college is a waste of time and money, especially for females (as you can see.)

UPDATE: Mark Steyn writes:

Bill McGurn turns up a revealing picture of two Hamilton College students and a “life-size” Barbie they created to illustrate how “body images” feed “eating disorders”. As you’ll see, it seems more likely that, entirely by accident, they’ve created a Barbie with the proportional brain size of the average Hamilton College student.

I would have thought two minutes on any American Main Street would dispel the notion that the republic’s womenfolk were in thrall to “body images” presented by Barbie, but don’t let that distract you from blowing a six-figure sum on moronic lethargic navel-gazing dignified as “education”.

UPDATE: there’s “an Onion” for everything…

Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size