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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Last I heard, ‘don’t touch the dancers’ was still operative

February 21, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle

See here. More here; this is particularly funny:

Thou shalt not compliment the dancer on her perfume:
That baby-powder, Windex-y stench is actually antibacterial spray strippers coat themselves with to prevent getting cooties from kids like you… rookie.

But still: I found this while researching something for a client — shut up — and can’t resist posting it, lapse (ha!) and all. Being female, I don’t understand the point of spending $500 NOT to have sex, but…

If you like Today’s Woman: Shaped Like A Tube, this is your lucky day (NSFW obviously):

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