5 Feet of Fury

‘Vajazzling has nothing to do with sex…’

You know something has EVERYTHING to do with sex whenever a Leftist declares it doesn’t.

Like rape: “a crime of power and control” that has absolutely NOTHING to do with sex — except for the part where some guy cums at the end.

Now we have a female Leftist journalist patiently explaining that gluing sequins on vaginas “has nothing to do with sex,” but — as you had guessed — everything to do with Society Making Us Spend Money On Stuff We Don’t Need, To Distract Us From Sinister International Neocon Hijinks.

I don’t know how anybody gets through the day without their Leftist Decoder Ring.

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