5 Feet of Fury

‘I will put my money where your mouth is…’

Er, ok:

“I will pick up the tab. I will feed you, house you, and entertain you for a weekend. I DARE YOU. Come join me.”

See, the difference between being a male writer and a female writer is that Mark Steyn gets propositions like that every day. (Except not with the word “money”. I’d opt for the cash, myself.)

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