io9.com on the hipster favorite, the Christploitation glorified filmstrip If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971):
The film claims that if miniskirts, rock-and-roll, premarital sex, and other forms of secular fun are not replaced by nationwide piousness, the United States will be taken over by a Red fifth column by 1973. Once the Commies are in power, they’ll brainwash us with uncreative chants and uncomfortable benches.
Yeah, and?
Normally available as a DRW at sites like Revenge is My Destiny and 5 Minutes to Live, io9 has posted the entire film for free.