5 Feet of Fury

‘Warren Kinsella’s losing it’: let’s see how long this Sun column stays up

(And he’s not talking about a certain Condo King’s post-divorce property settlements…)

That column was posted at 2 AM ET. If you click on its link and get a 404, let me know.

And if the column stays up, the author can send me roses (I prefer red) for being among the avant guarde who made it safe for him to fisk Kinsella’s medicore writing, and float jokes about a certain Midas-touch-in-reverse.

Better yet, the Sun can just give me a column of my own. They can always fire a writer or two to make room and free up the cash. I write better than both those guys.

Monday 7:40 AM UPDATE:

The column is still up after more than 24 hours. An astonishing “personal best” in calm self-restraint from Furniture Boy!