Kwanzaa goes green — it’s double the imaginary fun!

Why do leftists believe in (really gruesome) fairy tales?

At the EX this summer, a vendor was selling these surprisingly nice bracelets. I bought the red, white and blue “USA” one and the blue and white “ISRAEL” one.

Then I look over and see a green, red and black one that says “PALESTINE.”

“Hey,” I go to the guy, “do you have NARNIA…?”

Didn’t get it, of course.