5 Feet of Fury

In Canada, the gun would’ve been locked — and the 11 year old girl would’ve been gang raped

AND the mother would’ve been charged with illegal storage of a firearm (just for starters.)

But hey, on the plus side? No Mexicans!

(Thanks to the loyal reader who sent this in because the gun was pink. I chickened out on getting the pink version of my shotgun, because I figured criminals would laugh at it. In the little girl’s case, they didn’t, so that’s what I know.)

PS: a belated thank you to everyone who answered my questions about how to get 00 buck for a 20 gauge!