5 Feet of Fury

Unless polar bears can somehow be trained to kill terrorists, they serve no useful purpose

I’ve been blogging that for years.

Alas, I don’t look like S.E. Cupp, so I don’t get a newspaper column… And she’s being sarcastic. Me? Naw.

Also? Polar bears not actually going extinct anyhow. Which should have been the punchline of the column, see? Sheesh.

RELATED: Mark Steyn’s latest “racist” (bearist?) outrage!

UPDATE:

“I should say that I was using [the word ‘gooks’] with period quote marks around it,” and that “if anyone was offended, I apologize, and I will try to offend you in a more contemporary sense in, in the next, in the course of the next hour.”