‘THE GUEST IS WHITE’, or ‘I done got profiled’

“All we wanted was chicken pot pies”

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Just another day in multicultural Canada, where Bible story about “the Tower of Babel” is treated as a good example, not a horrible warning.

This story is the reason I place all takeout orders online. Now if only we could communicate to Toronto cab drivers, receptionists, pharmacy assistants and nurses by computer…

(And you’re wrong — it’s “I done BEEN profiled.”)