5 Feet of Fury

Schwerner, Goodman, and Chaney: not dead enough (video)

Gene Simmons voted for Obama because Obama is (half) black — and Simmons is Jewish.

So I’m forced to ammend my original observation:

People voted for Obama if they were black, stupid or both — or Jewish.

Not even a smart conservative Jew like Simmons could resist.

Those who remember history are determined to **** up my world.

UPDATE: just to be clear — I can’t wait for the new season of Gene Simmon’s A&E show to debut on Sunday. He should be PM of Israel. He’s a business genius.

But this incident shows that even he wasn’t immune from romanticized historical hoo-ha. That should scare you.

Here’s Gene Simmons in smarter days: