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How to improve Toronto in four easy steps

December 3, 2010 By admin

Rick McGinnis:

THE PROBLEM:
Years of grimy industrial activity have made redeveloping the port lands area a wildly expensive venture.


THE SOLUTION:
Move all public events out there. We can clear our crowded downtown streets of roadblocks and streetcar detours, and shift Pride, Caribana, Run for the Cure and any G20-type public demonstrations to our lakeside Siberia. Stick the leftover G20 surveillance cameras out there and stream the footage to a cable Parade Channel. 

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