5 Feet of Fury

Muslims angry. Must be Tuesday.

Today’s outrages: Hobbits and yodelling.

Hobbits particularly offensive:

They all look kind of homogenised beige and all derived from the Caucasian gene pool.

Probably because they were, in the sense that the guy who wrote the book fits that description (as even fascists noted, to Tolkien’s irritation.)

Write your own damn books and make your own damn movies instead of bitching all the time.

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