5 Feet of Fury

See, Muslims only think you want to have sex with their GIRL children

When it comes to the pedophilic moral panic, you gotta hand it to us infidels — we at least include children of both sexes in our paranoia.

Hurrah for our superior views on equality!

Again: the most shocking thing about this news story is that there’s still a British school that puts on a Nativity play.