5 Feet of Fury

Fan-****ing-fabulous! Little shirtless ‘TSA patdown’ boy is autistic

Because on September 11, America was attacked by 19 white kids who rocked back and forth and couldn’t make eye contact!

Glenn Beck got the scoop from one of his “refounders” (Secret, patriotic Beck fans inspired by the Founding Fathers… I know, it’s a thing… It’s like “Glenn Beck Opus Dei…”) and talks to an eyewitness (audio).