5 Feet of Fury

Clearly I’m losing my Uppity Female touch

So Christie Blatchford inspired a sit-in, Joyce Kaufmann caused a school lockdown (?), and now some guy shot his TV because Bristol Palin was on it.

Getting sued is ok, but obviously I’m not trying hard enough to piss people off in a spectacularly public fashion.

If somebody out there could hire then fire me from some high level job, or maybe burn me in effigy, then I’d know I still have “it.” Thanks.