5 Feet of Fury

‘I also love that [HillBuzz] is now considered a leading conservative site’ by WaPo

Literally written by a gay dude, standing next to a gaysian, who is next to a stripper, who is chatting with a feisty Whitney-in-her-prime black woman while I keep trying to get the lame VJ Otho to play Twisted Sister or anything else kickass.