5 Feet of Fury

Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote, or basically work outside the home in general

Exhibit A: You just have to read the whole thing.

Exhibit B comes from my inbox:

A secret meeting and questionnaire recently was circulated here at Molson Coors…..without knowledge of any male staff.  The questionnaire focused on what women feel is upsetting to them in the workplace…..the number One complaint was the prolifiration of framed, sexy beer ads showing busty young women serving ice cold beer to men, etc. etc.

All such ads have been REMOVED from our office walls.  In their place, are flowery, feminine pastel toned artworks.
  The new mandate is that sexy ads may be FINE in taverns and bars, but NOT suitable for Head Office.

Yesterday the Globe and Mail listed Molson Coors as a top 100 place to work in Canada. 

There was a company celebration event, with everyone receiving a chocolate CUPCAKE.

I am not kidding you.

UPDATE: thanks to the reader who sent this in…

“Female suffrage has led to a feminizing of Western Civilization. That civilization is now entering its crazy cat lady stage…”