5 Feet of Fury

French is ‘an up-itself language that deserves to be thrown in the dustbin of history’

writes Julie Burchill:

Anyone who’s that precious about a language deserves to see it dumped in the remainder bin of history. Learn Italian, because it’s beautiful, or Spanish, because it’s beautiful and because it’s already the second language  of the USA.

If you’re really smart, learn Mandarin or Russian.

If you’re really, REALLY smart, like me, learn Hebrew. After all, if the Jews really run the world to the extent we’re always being told they do, doesn’t it make sense to eavesdrop on them and find out exactly what dastardly Gentile-baby-eating/Arab-toddler-organ-stealing deeds they’re plotting next? Mazel tov!