5 Feet of Fury

‘In this ad, whitey is not only portrayed as mentally inferior…’

says Nick DiPaulo:

(wasn’t smart enough to save $ like black couple did)…he’s also so physically inept he literally can’t stand on his own two feet. 

Liberal dickheads, how deep does your white guilt run? 

Would they ever make a version of this commercial where the roles were reversed racially? Don’t make me fuckin laugh!

PLUS: Interview with DiPaulo for The Daily Caller.

I think the young broad interviewing him meant Will Rogers. I hope.

I don’t get asked to write for The Daily Caller, though, naturally.

RELATEDNew from “Stuff White People Like” — #134: The TED Conference:

These talks are like college lectures, except that they are free to listen, shorter, and white people aren’t hung over and pretending to listen.

Due to the broad audience watching the talks, TED speakers generally take very complex ideas and boil them down into a simple engaging presentation.

So when a white person finds out that you have a PhD and visits and attempts to engage you in a conversation about String Theory, you should know that all of their understanding comes from a twenty-minute talk they listened to while running on a treadmill.

You should also be aware that the average white person considers their knowledge on the subject to be on par or superior to yours.

And finally:

From what I can make out — blacks upset not enough black kids are autistic, while whites upset not enough blacks join the Coast Guard.

No, wait!

When radio guys John and Ken reported this story last week, John expounded at length on the disgusting filth and third-worldiness of the neighborhood, and how he and his wife feared driving through it.

Then a listener called in and described how at a local market, an employee daily goes through the parking lot picking up the dirty diapers thrown on the ground by diverse shoppers — placing the foul items into a shopping cart, dumping the diapers and then replaced the cart among the others for public use.

Are we diverse enough yet?