Damn. Wish I’d written that September 2, 2010 By admin Cracked.com: In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning played “a screaming piece of luggage.” More from my siteActually? This is a shockingly good imitation of Hugh Hewitt…Phew: Another ‘racist’ apprehended!The Who is better than that stupid band you like: George Bush salutes Daltry and Townsend‘The Overnighters’ reminds us that do-gooders are almost always twisted, selfish weirdos