Now we now where Seth Rogen got his pocket money before he made it big

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Dear Mark Steyn,

I’m writing to direct your attention to a Washington Times story  from July 19, 2010 entitled, “Sperm Banks Says Donors Look Like Celebrities”.

Apparently, California Cryobank is offering a “Donor Look-A-Like” service, and according to the story, the look-a-like service includes an option for the “conservative intellectuals” who get “the choice of National Review columnist Mark Steyn”.

I don’t know whether you should feel honored or creeped out, but I thought you should be aware that your doppelganger is spreading his seed throughout California.