5 Feet of Fury

Shocka! Black and Asian kids don’t like each other!

Racist newspaper reports on black attacks on Asians that had NOTHING to do with race, even a little bit, you crazy racist nutjobs!!

But the superintendent’s delivery of expanded programming couldn’t steady the nerves of Asian youths who joined dozens of classmates for new-student orientation Tuesday. The session was a chance to hear about rules and policies, but also a lesson in majority-minority dynamics at the school, which is 70 percent African American and 18 percent Asian.

The school made national headlines that day, when groups of mostly African American students carried out a daylong series of assaults on Asians.

“We will not tolerate any disrespect, any bullying, anything that causes any student to feel unsafe here,” she told reporters. “At the same time, we’re going to build on our diversity.”

Hey, how’s that been working out?

“This has been going on at South Philadelphia for decades,” she said in an interview.

“The only thing that’s changed is the ethnicities.

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