5 Feet of Fury

‘Let them build that mosque at Ground Zero’

Planck’s Constant proposes what may be the second greatest idea ever regarding this thing.

I say we do it:

I want the Mosque built right there, as a big middle finger to every American. I want us all to see what the Muslim mind is really like. Purposely provocative, inconsiderate, discourteous, and insensitive. Their feelings are more important than any American death.

Without the mosque there, in time we will all forget who it was that killed 2996 souls that day. But I want it there so that I can come by, from time to time, and fly a mock toy airplane into the building. I invite my readers to do the same: Go buy a balsa airplane, twist the rubber band, yell “Allah Akbar” and crash it into the building whenever you pass by. I say insult them every day. Let’s not forget who the murderers are.