‘Limbaugh dismissed the story, saying he was bored by it.’

Yep.

In the saga of “Team Shirley” vs. “Team Andrew,” I’m pretty much in the “Can’t we all just read books about shit other than vampires??” camp.

Shorter Peggy Noonan: We were too quick to judge a speech about being too quick to judge.

McCarthy doesn’t agree.

We need to start using the word “Sherrod” instead of “Rashomon.”

UPDATE: rumor has it The Stockroom’s coming out with a new beginner’s ballgag, nicknamed “The Shirley”.