I speak for many scarred survivors of the horror of mall shopping. Once you’ve been exposed to the random aimless walking of the distracted mall mother, the dehumanizing glimpse of torso better left unexposed, and the disoriented lurching of the young people not knowing which way to turn at the top of the escalator, you will never fully recover.
Hopefully the international community can step in and liberate these poor people from the fate that awaits them.
