5 Feet of Fury

Conor Friedersdorf, jumped up little git, dares to tug on Superman’s cape

Superman turns around, veeerrrryyyy slllllooooowwwwwlllllyyyyy:

I don’t often respond to Conor Friedersdorf, usually because it would require me to read him, and to be honest I don’t quite get the appeal of a guy who writes so portentously that you wonder if it’s some Guinness Book of Records stunt for the World’s Most Tightly Wound Bow Tie.