5 Feet of Fury

Because kilts are a symbol of primitive, white-person macho militarism?

Actually, I wish the morons behind this were smart enough to even make that “argument.”

(And by “smart enough,” I mean “had even seen Braveheart on Channel 29, for chrissakes”.)

It would give me a twisted glimmer of hope about the state of our educational system.

But in reality? They’re just gay retards.

And yeah, you just know that if someone shows up in a burka or with a turban or some other symbol of people who DIDN’T build this whole ****ing stupid country in the first place when it was just a bunch of frozen rocks, that is totally cool required by law.