5 Feet of Fury

‘…the sound you hear in the background…’

“is the sound of the interviewer pissing his pants”

“UPDATE: Due to the high, server-crushing volume of comments and the gratuitously insulting imagery of many of them—it seems that if there’s one group of folks more obsessed with gay sex than Islamic terrorists, it’s critics of the same—we’ve decided to shut down comments to this post. For those who wrongly equate this with censorship, please note that the Web, like the world itself, is wide and there are plenty of places you can go to post your comments about just about anything. If this be censorship, then kicking drunken party guests out of your living room at 6AM is ethnic cleansing. And the murder of Theo van Gogh simply another bad film review.

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