5 Feet of Fury

Thank God for the police!

Meet “the man who put an end to our long national nightmare of … flag-related violence?”

Clearly dude had this on the brain. Note: in spite of appearances, the 1970s are actually over now.

Related: Obama sends SWAT team to… an oil rig.

PS: not fascism, but an incredible simulation! (Except for the giggling.)