5 Feet of Fury

Boobquake: it’s real, and it’s spectacular (with ‘your tax dollars at play’ UPDATE)

With Boobquake, liberal atheist females have finally found an anti-Islamonut cause they can get, er, behind

— I guess because it offends their “Sex in the City” sensibilities.

It’s also nice to see liberals displaying that sense of humor they all claim to have but never really get around to displaying much anymore.

So thanks for coming out, progressives! Especially since most of you are such wimps.

Boobquake is a win-win: if there IS an earthquake today, we prove that women are all powerful supernatural beings. If there ISN’T an earthquake today, be prove Muslims believe weird shit.

I’m wearing my favourite bullet bra to celebrate, of course.

There’s a live Boobquake rally in Vancouver today, and I do hope it won’t be the usual gang of lefty topless women (i.e., the fat hairy saggy ones).

But lots of the “action” will be online.

Here’s today’s post from the woman who though up Boobquake (who is also quite rightly offering up Boobquake merchanise).

My hubby is celebrating in his own special way. (Warning: you cannot un-see that.)

UPDATE: here’s a glimpse at his traffic stats today:

    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Canadian House Of Commons (192.197.82.203) Parliament 3 [Edit Label]
    blazingcatfur.blogspot.com/2010/04/boobquake.html
    blazingcatfur.blogspot.com/2010/04/boobquake.html
    www.lassooftruth.com/my_weblog/2010/04/making-the-earth-move.html