5 Feet of Fury

‘What happens to you at Fox News when a woman gets ugly?’

Howard Stern interviewed Fox News “hottie” Megyn Kelly:

Howard also played a game with Kelly called “F**k, Marry and Kill,” in which Kelly was asked who she would sleep with, whom she would marry, and whom she would kill amongst these three Fox talents: Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.

The results? She’d marry Hannity, sleep with O’Reilly and kill Glenn Beck. Why marry Hannity? “He probably has the most dough and he’s the youngest.”

Why sleep with O’Reilly? “Because he wrote a book that had some saucy sex scenes in there.”

Why kill Beck? “Because I know Glenn the least.”