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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

Someone call the Nobel Prize dudes, stat

April 17, 2010 By admin

Greatest idea of the century so far? At every airport, instead of full body scanners,

have a booth that you step into that (…) will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

Bonus?

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number….”

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Of course, the flaw here is only that Muslim terrorists will one day figure out that they should forget about planes and start blowing up crowded airports instead. And this device will help.

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