Finally: why black folks don’t go to Tea Parties

(BLACK) CALLER, KEVIN: They’re having a Tea Party in Boston Common right now.

(NEAL) BOORTZ: I don’t know, are they?

KEVIN: Yeah, 10,000 people there.

BOORTZ: Are there really?

KEVIN: Yeah, but you know what? Remember the first Boston Tea Party thing they had? Who was the first man to die there?

BOORTZ: Crispus! Attucks!

KEVIN: And that’s why we don’t ‘ttend Tea Parties…