‘Do you think that Guy Earle is homophobic?’

I am way funnier than all these “comedians.” This was pretty ok, though:

Cousineau: You heard what Guy called the complainants?

Roy: Dykes, cunts, bitches, whores.

Cousineau: Was this a major incident in your life?

Roy: [sarcastically] Yeah, I keep having nightmares and I wake up in cold sweats… I’ve been drinking every day since then.

[laughter in Hearing room]

Mr. Roy is excused.

***

Cousineau: “You agree this happened a long time ago, was it a major incident in your life”?

DeCosta: “No, it was kind of a typical day on Commercial drive.”

PS:

Nice etched plate glass ya got there… The non-recyclable styrofoam cups, and complimentary boxes of Kleenex for weepy accusers are a nice touch, too.