Regular readers know I have the hots for Darth Cheney, and have done ever since he shot John Edwards that alpha male, invisible-laser-beam, “must control fists of death” look during the VP debates.
As one woman said (below), “that was orgasmic”!
Lots of rude, trashy “Dick/lesbian/shotgun” gags galore in that CPAC comment thread above, but so far, here’s my vote for the winner:
That’s what he and Bill Clinton have in common. Both accidentally shot someone in the face while in office.
But it’s early yet.
PS: lay off the gags about “both of Reagan’s sons liking ‘dick'” please — yeah, Ron “Jr” is gay, but Michael was molested by some dude as a kid, and, er, that doesn’t count as “liking.” Sheesh.
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