5 Feet of Fury

And with any luck…

Chris Wood will live up to his surname, and we’ll find him burned to a crisp in his front row seat.

Speaking of junk science: where the hell is spontaneous human consumption when ya need it?

Have I mentioned lately that college in general, and j-school in particular, is for losers?

UPDATE: “drunken sailors” — the new “shark jumping over a burning yelling theater”!