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‘Am I A Bad Black Woman?’

January 28, 2010 By admin

Conversate Is Not a Word utters the unspeakable and thus risks being called “a traitor to her race”:

1. I think Michelle Obama is kinda funny looking.

3. I think the WNBA is full of ugly lesbians (not that anything’s wrong with that).

7. I think Kwanzaa is stupid. (And too damn complicated)

8. Sometimes I say in my head, ‘I’m glad my hair isn’t as nappy as hers.’

15. Whenever they start to play reggae music at a party, I go sit down.

16. I secretly think all Nigerians are gonna rip me off. Sorry.

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