America’s angriest columnist is angry:
Turns out those Himolayun Mountains aren’t melting after all – which is good because we were gonna let in a million Abomdibble Snowman refugees, and we’ve got enough problems with all those Haitians!
And we can’t let those damn foreign Snowmen take jobs away from our native-born Bigfoots!
Now I see somewhere that the Communist in Chief went to talk to some little kids and took his Teleprompter to the classroom!
At least George Bush read “My Pet Goat” right out of an old fashioned BOOK, like a real American! And Dan Quayle misspelled “potato” all by himself without help from any fancy gadgets, let me tell you!
