5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘It’s Iceberg-Gate!’

America’s angriest columnist is angrier than a polar bear in a sauna bath!

A bunch of those science big shots just fessed up that their thing about the Arctic melting was something they stole out of an old magazine article!

Some guy at the UN read a beat up Time magazine in the doctor’s waiting room and thought, hey, this’ll help us scam the world for trillions of dollars! He probably even swiped the magazine when he left – those UN guys are such lowlifes!

It’s a good thing he wasn’t reading old Reader’s Digests or right now, kids would be forced to watch a movie called “An Incontinent Truth” and we’d all be wearing overpriced, organic adult diapers!