5 Feet of Fury

Putting the ‘I’ in ‘Islam’!

Shocka: Muslims can’t be bothered helping Christian/voodoo Haitians, partly because they’re black — but remember: I’m the evil mean spirited racist!

We all know what happens in situations like this: Muslims sit around bitching that Christians are just trying to convert/kidnap their kids. 

Cuz if 10,000 people are already dead, what the hell else is there for them to do?

Meanwhile: Israel’s been on the ground for days (ZAKA, etc.) All part of their evil Zionist plan to control the world! Don’t you get it? The Joooz CAUSED the earthquake with their magical superdooper earthquake machine, powered by the blood of Palestinian children!!! Wake up, sheeple!!

(Don’t laugh: some Muslim with link to this post and go, “SEE!!??”)