5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Leave Pat Robertson alone!’

America’s angriest columnist is angry!

I hear that washed-up commie pinko movie star Danny Glover says the earthquake was because we didn’t listen to Al Gore about his fake global warming!

I know Al Gore makes it snow wherever he goes – but the only earthquakes he makes are when he stomps back and forth to the fridge for more pie!

Don’t hold your breath waiting for libs to call that commie movie star a nut, though!

PLUS: 

Aptly-named columnist Ed Anger offered up what we would call the final word on transsexual Commerce Department new appointee Amanda Simpson (…)

What has the world come to when the Weekly World News is more rational than the New York Times?

BUT there’s more!

Ever wonder what Ed Anger looks like? You can find out now, thanks to a new comic book!