America’s angriest columnist is angry:
Everywhere I look, I hear about how they want to make marijuana legal!
All my life I heard smoking that stuff made you a shiftless degenerate – and now the government wants to hand it out free to everybody!
It won’t really be “free,” of course – you and I are the ones paying for it. We have to work two or three jobs and cough up half our dough, so these lazy dope fiends can have their wild crazy parties and eat corn chips all day in their underpants!
And now, the Chicago Tribune asks the burning question:
