5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Crappy New Year!’

America’s angriest columnist is angry:

The government can’t keep crazies from visiting the White House for a party, but they’re gonna tell you who gets a hip replacement!

I don’t know how I’m gonna keep going through the next year if it’s anything like this one. Lucky for me I’ve stocked up on shotgun shells and oxygen tanks, so don’t get your hopes too high, you commies! Good old Ed Anger will still be around to whip your butts in 2010!