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Ed Anger says, ‘Bah Humbug!’

December 25, 2009 By admin

America’s angriest columnist is angry:

The Teleprompter Kid was pushing all those Washington crooks to pass that lousy law before Christmas. He was in a big hurry to go on holiday in Hawaii — where he SAYS he was born and that I don’t believe is really a state anyhow.

Which is one way we might be able to get rid of Obama. We need to stop asking for his birth certificate and start saying Hawaii isn’t legally a state, which means that even if he WAS born there, he still couldn’t be President!

(Not that I think Obama was really born in Hawaii anyhow. Everyone knows he was REALLY born in one of those African countries where the kids all have flies crawling all over them. Which reminds me: we’ve given those countries billions of dollars but they still can afford to buy that “OFF!” stuff? What’s all that about?)

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