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Kathy Shaidle's blog. Est. 2000

‘A Christmas Story’ gives me hives. You think I’m kidding. (UPDATED)

December 20, 2009 By admin

If I’d written ‘A Christmas Story,’ the kid would’ve gotten a real gun then killed his stupid parents with it. The father gets tortured with that lamp first, though. **** I hate that movie.

UPDATE: I barely remember what I’ve written here 9 hours ago, let alone 9 years. But some of my readers do, and one of them tells me I posted this before. Enjoy:

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