5 Feet of Fury

News flash: ginos and ginas are stupid

America is apparently discovering something I’ve known since grade six.

I grew up literally surrounded by these people.

At the boys’ school, one kid through a teacher out a window. And no female teachers could work there, because they would simply be ignored, or worse.

The girls sat in the back of the class reading bridal magazines and reapplying their brown lipliner.

“The Sopranos” etc are not allowed on my TV when I’m in the room. Neither is “Ace of Frickin’ Cakes.” Two decades of it was enough. I don’t want it in my house.