5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Come back, Bush!’

He’s “madder than a tomcat at a flea circus!”

I hear an A-rab reporter threw a shoe at the other A-rab reporter who threw the shoe at Bush. Remember that? Well, this NEW A-rab shoe guy says the OLD A-rab shoe guy embarrassed the whole A-rab world when he threw that shoe.

That’s a pretty big deal because from what I can make out, because usually “embarrassing the whole A-rab world” means they make plans to kill you like they did that funny looking writer, but just end up killing each other!

I tell you, that A-rab religion is a LOT different than, say, us Baptists, who just get back at each other by bringing a store bought pie to the church basement raffle or something.